Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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Comedy
Philosophy
1
Eating an ape would make you a kind of cannibal...
5 min
2
Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 25...
4 min
3
If bugs had a society like ours, their daily ro...
4 min
4
You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 2...
5 min
5
Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | ...
4 min
6
We don't see anything except light. | + 28 more...
5 min
7
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a showe...
4 min
8
Each person really only gets one hill to die on...
4 min
9
You don’t see a hole, you see what’s around it....
4 min
10
Not enough songs have a xylophone solo in them....
5 min
11
You only know you’ve fallen asleep once you’ve ...
5 min
12
Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an isla...
4 min
13
Imagine if Oxygen was visible to the naked eye....
4 min
14
A broken dishwasher makes a damn fine drying ra...
5 min
15
It’s really easy to forget that vanilla is blac...
4 min
16
Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | ...
4 min
17
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth...
4 min
18
Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enoug...
4 min
19
Human skin is really good at not getting staine...
4 min
20
Everything in the universe was once touching. |...
5 min
21
Humans are technically a hydroelectric bioreact...
4 min
22
You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters...
4 min
23
A full bladder is the most effective alarm cloc...
4 min
24
Many people sleep to escape their nightmare. | ...
5 min
25
Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. ...
4 min