Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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1
The human hand is perfectly evolved to pet dogs...
4 min
2
Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest |...
4 min
3
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history...
4 min
4
You have a new first word every language learne...
4 min
5
Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew the...
4 min
6
Trees make flat land bearable for living | + 26...
4 min
7
Earth has more first world problems than Mercur...
4 min
8
Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons |...
4 min
9
Most cars will never be upside down. | + 26 mor...
4 min
10
It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 sho...
4 min
11
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth...
4 min
12
A ton of elephants isn't a ton of elephants | +...
4 min
13
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg...
4 min
14
Matching socks up on laundry day is a mini game...
4 min
15
An old guy is older than an older guy. | + 27 m...
4 min
16
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock ...
4 min
17
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. |...
4 min
18
Nothing is universally scary to everyone. | + 2...
4 min
19
There’s a thin line between a pet and a hostage...
4 min
20
You likely don’t notice the smell of your house...
4 min
21
They need to put a timer next to traffic lights...
4 min
22
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy |...
5 min
23
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies |...
4 min
24
An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 2...
4 min
25
We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 m...
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